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Virgin wanting to loose himself seeks donations...
Help this poor creature survive out in the real world.
last updated: Sunday, 27 April 2003 9.44 a.m.
Rabbits are supposed to be at it all the time... but I haven't had any at all... I'm a nice guy... not ugly or anything.... just too shy to get a girlfriend... all my mates think it's time I at least got laid... so here goes....
"Money cant buy me love, but it can rent it by the hour"...
Update: Some kind person pointed out that no-where on here am I actually asking for people to send me money.... and here I was thinking no-one cared and I was going to die this way!!!! So please please please send me money!!!! yes YOU. It's not like I will die this afternoon... but they tell me things stop working once you get to a certain age and I cant afford to buy Viagra as well...
I'll update this page as things progress...
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Tuesday 25th Feb 2003: site goes up... lots of laughs from mates... no $$
Wednesday 26th: a friend has written me a reference… she’s so sweet…. I mean... it's not like I don't ever talk to girls... I do have lots of girls as friends... sooo....for better or worse…. Warrenisoneoftheloveliest
Thursday 27th: have had hits from all over the world overnight, and added update above. Feel free to email me with ideas... I'll put some of the better ones up here.... Email me if you want to be kept updated.
Thursday 27th pm: first promise of some cash to my cause - thanks mum :-) I thinks she wants grandkids...
Friday 28th. ok at this rate I am going to have enough money for an eightieth birthday treat. Thankfully I hope medical science will allow things to last that long... lets hope I haven't exploded in the mean time.
Friday again: I'm NOT gay and I have never been gay, and I dont want to be gay. Send me money and I will prove it!!!
Sunday 2nd March: Mum actually "clicked" as too what I am raising money for.... and I am not talking about saving money for when I have kids.... none from her anymore.........
Tuesday 4th March: YES.... I am serious!!!
Wednesday 5th March: Added a poll... and OMG someone thought I was sexy.... what are they drinking????
Thursday 6th March: That vote wasn't my mum. Thanks for your emails, and as requested: please use the button at the right to donate $$ so I can hire a psychologist... for the cat.
Friday 7th March: Wow, at least I am cheaper than the $1.3 million it's going to cost to save the pigmy bunnies.
Saturday 8th: Lets hope my former flatmate Chelle wins lotto tonight because she has promised to fund my venture totally :-)
Sunday 9th: It's 1am. God it's no wonder I never meet any girls.... spending so much bloody time on this website.... I wonder.... did Chelle win lotto?... I know I didn't...
Monday 10th: damn Chelle didn't win.. she didn't even have a ticket. But when I called to check she tells me she remembers me having a 3-some when I was staying there... ??? hell.. and says she will email me the pics... am waiting... damn wish I could remember....
Wednesday 11th: Thanks to the guy that emailed me the link to the online Viagra store. ummm.. I don't know what's worse, never having any or not remembering...
Saturday 15th: Have been caught up in the drudgery of working, getting home and chasing better jobs, sleeping..... now have the weekend off so will chase up Chells pics... Another mate sent me this tragic picture - oh the irony.
Sunday: still didn't win lotto. have Chells pics of my "threesome"... how tragic my life is..
Saturday 29th: Apoligies for lack of response to fan mail over the last week, have finally finished downloading "8 mile" :-) maybe I should be raising money for a faster internet connection. but no... there are more important things.
Sunday 30th: It's suddenly occured to me that I have no idea exactly how much money I need to raise to get laid. Am going to investigate this further...
Monday 31st March: from the mailbox: " ...Come down to hamilton, hookers are cheaper down here :P "
Now I am thinking this could turn into a ROAD TRIP!!! But are Hamilton woman better??? How does a guy know if he's getting ripped off?? I'm still waiting to find out how much they cost up here...
Tuesday 1st April: No this site isn't an April Fools. I am actually serious!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday 3rd April: Wow this website has had 337 visitors during March :-) from All over the world.
Friday 4th April: Cool... Finally got a reply to last Sundays question of how much money I need to raise....
"Hi Warren
"$55 is room fee 1hr. Ladies tip usually $100, so $155 all up 1hr.
"Escorts (delivery) vary depending on area.
"Sorry no student discounts but slightly cheaper when you get into multiple hours.
"Only thing you need is you and enough $
"Regards Dave"
They get $100 an hour? damn... why didn't the careers advisor tell me this when I was at school???
Saturday 6th: here's a message to all the nice Indian girls trying to chat me up on msn(or just practice English):
"Considering the purpose of this site, it's highly unlikely that I am going to pay thousands of $$ for you to come to NZ and marry or live with me. If, on the other hand, you had a $1M dowery....."
Sunday 7th: so is there any thruth to the rumour that someone has a website up raising funds to marry me?
Monday 8th: Oh and I support America, UK and Australia
Friday 11th: Ok.. it's been suggested I write a book... any ideas for a title??
Monday: hey thanks for all the suggestions, but: NO, Milly the labrador is not going to be my life partner after you pass away. I dont care how faithful she has been to you since your divorce. Or how much cheaper she is than a woman. Or that she wakes you up with a big sloppy kiss... That is just so wrong in so many ways. No No No No NOOOOOOOOOO. eweeee.
Saturday 26th April: ok, apoligies:lately the site and replies have been neglected, I was house-sitting without a computer for Easter week and the week before that I was part of the team preparing for the "Rally of NZ" (dont get me started on why Motor Sport is better than chasing chicks). So I will spend today replying and updating.
Saturday again: nothing has happened in the woman/money department in the last 2 weeks. There - that was simple wasn't it :-) replies coming soon
Sunday 27th: What do you mean when you say you object to the "try before you buy" philosophy with guys and gals???? I didn't know hookers let you sample stuff before you paid for it... in that case $155 could go a long way :-) I will just pretend to know what I'm doing and be real fussy... And since when do women ever object to "try before your buy"??? I spent untold hours as a kid waiting for my mum and sister outside shoe shops.
Sunday again, 5 minutes and 50,000 phone calls later: Ooooohhh..... yes it's all good to have morals and values. it's all good, they're all good.
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